ART WORK

This is a design i recently did for....wait for it.         Fishing.
but i really like it, mix of photo's texture and designs.  anyway.

I'll do my own like button.  LIKE.

Swiping the Tiny Giraffe: Opulence is mine!

You've seen the direct TV commercials and so have I and like you, I also yearned to capture my own tiny giraffe.  I searched all over, but no pet store carried them.  I tried the black market and still had no leads as to how I would acquire such an amazing specimen.  Finally I decided that the only way was to break into the guy from the commercial's heavily guarded home and take what should have been mine from the beginning. Now I too have opulence.  oh the sweet sweet opulence... cleaning the tiny giraffe poop sucks and I'm not sure what they eat so I gave it my bonsai tree as that is also tiny.  Hopefully opulence lives.  oh yeah, I named the giraffe opulence.

Missing Cobra found in South Beach

I don't know about you, but I was super bummed when they found the cobra still in the zoo.  I mean, it could have gone anywhere.  It could have gone to a movie theater and slithered across the screen during the big action scene or made it's way on to the Trading floor right before the day closed causing mass chaos.  What a let down.  I like to think the snake found it's way down to South beach and is sucking down a martini.  Then we could make a made for T.V. movie of the snakes daring adventure.  Wouldn't that be something?

I Adopted a Plant.

It's an older adoption, but a good one.  Just because it's older doesn't mean that it won't get to know me or some day call me dada.. I think I can still have a positive influence in it's life.  I think I will also put googley eyes on it so I can know where I stand with it.  Don't turn your back on a plant..

IQ TEN POINTS HIGHER THAN EINSTEIN

I don't know about you, but I loveee reading about quantum physics and all the workings of our crazy universe and while I hesitate to post stuff about that fearing people wouldn't care or it would be too complicated for my stupid posts, this topic fills both needs.  A kid with Asperger's syndrome is the new rising star in quantum phsyics.  An honest to goodness Doogie Howser, but with a cooler job..... I can't wait to see what this "kid" comes up with.  He's 12 people.  12.   Imagine what he'll be doing in just a couple of years.

The reason for the cat?  It's one of the cooler theories in quantum physics... Schrodinger's cat theory...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger's_cat

Here is the INDYSTAR LINK.  

http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2011103200369

SNOW IN LATE MARCH?

Holy Hell!, It's almost april.. It IS spring.  Why in God's name is it white outside?  I think it's global warming... on a side note, they should rename global warming to global chaos or global weather confusion.  I think more people would be on board with the theory renamed because people don't understand that it works both ways.   Anyway I disgres.  I don't give a shit what this craziness is called I just want it to stop.  To explain the picture.  Maybe this is why the dino's are extinct.  They were fooled by the shorts weather last week and are thus ill prepared for today's occurrence.  Maybe?...

PAUL MCCARTNEY LIVES LIKE A ROCK STAR. U CAN TOO?

I have some friends, I won't say who, but they are always going out to fancy restaurants ordering appetizers that only feed one person and dining on fancy wines with names I can't pronounce.  I think everyone has these friends with a seemingly unlimited amount to spend on these luxuries.  Maybe the money tree my dad used to talk about is a real thing or maybe my friends have a secret paper route or are secret agent couples that are normal people by day and are fighting the seeding underbellies at night.  I tried to have this lifestyle 10 years ago when I was single and it STILL didn't work.  I would eat and drink like a rock star for one night and live like I was homeless till the next paycheck.   I asked said friend what his secrect was and I'm not going to bore you with the answer, but it wasn't satisfactory.... I guess I'm just jealous, I was never good at fund management, but I feel like even if I was.... sigh.