AWKWARD SILENCE

This is for all of those people going to a Thanksgiving Party where you know NO one but the person you are going with. Sometimes people just have nothing in common and even small talk becomes painful. I only thought of this because I have been to this type of party before and thanksgiving or not, it just sucks. I will be dining with family and football so I'm in the clear, but for all of you who are going through what I just described. I feel for you..

THE REAL TURDUCKEN STORY

It's a gruesome truth and to be honest it all happened so fast I had little time to think about it, but now looking back at that moment of Visceral Bloody Hunger on all parties I can't help but feel a little bit bad about what transpired. Let's think of it as an unlikely food chain that nature intended on. Yeah. That's it... Turducken: The most delicious of events.

DAYTIME AND TERRIFYING

This all started when I went for a late night long run with my brother along the tow path in princeton. Twas a beautiful run....at first, but when it became night time and pitch black out every little branch that broke or if I heard something fall into the water made me jump. THEN for some reason I started thinking about what if I was running in the time of the dinosaurs at night. That would realllyyy suck. You hear that squeal of the Velociraptor or that other dinosaur that spits stuff on you from Jurassic Park. Terrifying right? I think this drawing explains how scary it can get.

BIG BROTHER

This is drawing I did of my little nephew James holding his new baby Sister Emilie Rose. We thought he was going to be the jealous brother who didn't want to share his mom but it turns out he's just the opposite, taking on the protective brother thing already. This is like cute overload. I had to draw it. I mean... how could you not.

BIRD..CHICKENISH PLAYING THE WHO

This bird really doesn't look like a chicken, but maybe it's a new type of chicken you've just never seen before. Anywho, this "chicken" is doing his best to preform the song who are you by The Who. He's doing it all by himself and I'm sure you can appreciate the skill this "chicken" wields by accomplishing this task. It's silly I know, but dressing up animals is fun. Period. the end.

SWORDS NOT GUNS

I wake up every morning to the news and some report of gun violence in the streets. I'm like, this is just cowardly and terrible. I know people would like to defend themselves, blah blah blah, but how about instead of just trying to get people not to carry guns we hand them a samurai sword when they turn over the guns. This way, if you do get into a battle it's probably going to end with just one death and not several and at least there is some skill involved in sword play. I know this is not the peaceful answer, but I personally would love to carry a Samurai sword, but only if it were the norm, not that I feel the need to fit in or be normal. I just don't want to look like I'm on my way to Comic Con or something. Anyways, this drawing is also a game. There are 7 ninjas in the drawing. Can you spot them all???

SNUFFLEUPAGUS IS A PRICK

Now we finally know who's been spreading all those rumors about Bert and Ernie living together and the one about Bert being evil and all the comparisons to Hitler and the youth Nazi. It's been Snuffleupagun....what an ass. I personally always knew it was him. Can't he just mind his own business???