You've seen the direct TV commercials and so have I and like you, I also yearned to capture my own tiny giraffe. I searched all over, but no pet store carried them. I tried the black market and still had no leads as to how I would acquire such an amazing specimen. Finally I decided that the only way was to break into the guy from the commercial's heavily guarded home and take what should have been mine from the beginning. Now I too have opulence. oh the sweet sweet opulence... cleaning the tiny giraffe poop sucks and I'm not sure what they eat so I gave it my bonsai tree as that is also tiny. Hopefully opulence lives. oh yeah, I named the giraffe opulence.
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