AGENT JACK MEOWER

Let me attempt to set the scene here. Agent Meower has infiltrated the Terrorist mice's base but something's gone amiss and the mice have found out Jack's location. They're attempting to flank him but Jack's too smart for that and has other plans in mind. He's got to do this old school, it's the only way or "the terrorists win." Tune in next week for the stunning conclusion of "9."

GETTING CLOSE

I feel like I should have more to comment on this one, but it was one of the easiest and most fun ones I've done so far. We might hang it in the nursery, but we'll wait and see how the other ones turn out. Anyways, enjoy this sketch of my wife and baby boy at 29.5 weeks.

PIRANHA GOLDFISH

You sit there watching tv snacking on those poor innocent goldfish. Pay back's a bitch. They look cute, but in large packs there is no stopping their reign of terror. Mwaahhahahahaahaaa.. Can you tell I'm bored at work with an over active imagination? Sometimes I think I should be institutionalized. Man that's a big word.

BATMAN IS UP AT ALL HOURS?

If you think about it, Batman has to be at board meetings and probably a 9 to 5ish thing during the day then fight crime at night. You can't do that without a lot of the brown dragon...and I guess the revenge/vengance factor to keep him afloat. There is no way he's getting 8 hours of sleep. Not that I get that, but I don't fight crime either. Or do I? I guess you will never know. It's the mystery factor that keeps you on your toes

INSIDE JOKE

I'm not really sure I care if you don't get the joke. A Burger without a tie to me is hilarious and I love it like I love my dog. Even if I try to tell the joke as it happened, the mere fact that you were not there deems the story useless but I drew it anyway. That's how I roll.

DUCK TIGER

Nuff said

GARDEN OF EATIN'

Hear me out here. What if instead of Adam being duped into eating that fig off of the tree of life the friendly snake guy showed up with a fresh fig pie that he cooked from scratch with a kiss the cook bib and really honestly just wanted you to taste it to see if he added enough cinnamon? I mean cmon, that sounds almost cruel and just mean to not have helped him out. I mean he spent so much time preparing it and look how cute he is? Have you no heart? Oh, and maybe add some vanilla ice cream on top. Mmmm.... On a side note, having a pregnant wife doesn't really help me in the "will" department.

SKULLS AND BONES

Bad to the Bones. I just wanted to add a little friend for my little character. Does this one work? Let me know if you think they can be friends. comment damnit.

ALIENS AMONG US

I really thought I was the only one who thought this, but I just watch a clip on SNL

that makes me feel at ease knowing that I'm not crazy. I mean, those alien antlers

and big black dead eyes of theirs shaped exactly like all the alien movies. Just because

we can't read their minds doesn't mean they can't read ours. Beware. UPDATE: I have just found out that Geoffrey the Giraffe passed yesterday. Sad.

NICKI STANDING

So, this is the first drawing I did where Nicki was standing. I had to do it realllyyy quick due to the fact that pregnant people don't like to stand in one place for too long. I think it came out nice, all in all. I have also illustrated for those who don't know where the baby is located where my little dude is. There is an arrow pointing to the belly in the middle of the picture. Yup, right there and that's an illustration OF my baby to the right of the arrow. If you haven't found it by now I can't help you.

RAWWWRRR

A MAN CAN DREAM

I Understand this is slightly shallow and a child should be able to grow up and do what he wants, but my dad LET me go to art school and look how far that's gotten me. I'm just sayin'. I'm sure Tom Brady's parents aren't living in a little apartment cursing out their son for being awesome and rich. I'm sure they have 3 houses in Miami and 2 in New York. I think I'm just excited to see what the little dude wants to do and hopefully he wants to throw around the pig skin with his dad and have 3 or 6 beers during the game. That last part is going to have to wait though....

REST IN PEACE GENTLE FOWL

In case you missed the posting where I was chased

by a giant Wild Turkey here is the link. http://fredsketches.blogspot.com/2009/07/wild-turkey-chase.html He passed over the weekend, death by Firetruck. Why did the turkey cross the road? why...

FOOTBALL IS ALL CONSUMING

Here's that slob Andy Reid from the Eagles whom I think is funny to look at and even better for drawing. I drew Mike Singletary and that came out pretty good, tried some others and it came out like shit but Andy has a funny face and is a genuine fat person so it's easier to draw. I'm just psyched and addicted to the football season. So expect more in this Genre from here on in. I think I'm back to posting.....I think.