Misleading our Youth

There are animals out there who are very dangerous and yet we draw cute cartoons of them and little kids learn to make their growl or imitate how they behave and we don't sit down and tell the kids that a bear can and will rip your F@#% head right off. Don't try to pet them or growl at them... We should be teaching our kids that dogs aren't always friendly and most things under the sea are in a better position to end you while you are swimming. Just saying.

HALLOWEEN SQUATTERS

I passed a newly stocked halloween costume store and it brought warmth and joy to my heart. This is not because I have some great fondness for halloween, but love the stores. They're like homeless people wandering into abandoned apartments or deserted store fronts and setting up shop. It's seriously the only holiday that has this type of phenomenon. Most Christmas stores I've seen are year round. Halloween stores put up a sign, dress some poor kid in a stuffy clown costume to advertise, and arrange their costumes on racks. Done. I love it.

IDEA FROM A BABBLE

Okay Nickelodeon and Disney and whomever wants to pick up my Sunday morning cartoon. Here it is. RaRaRoo! My baby was babbling and I heard him say that and thought that would be a great idea for a cartoon. I'm not sure the storyline though. maybe like the movie UHF but with the kangaroo as the host. Kind of dumb witted? any ideas you have for the storyline might help the execs buy the concept. You will not be paid for your ideas. It was my kids idea. You like stealing money and food from the mouth of a child? Monster. Thanks in advance for your story lines!

Cold Medicine

I've been sick so stop yar yappin. Dayquil's been running my life for the last couple days and not effectively might I add. I can barely construct sentences, my sinus' are super sensitive and I feel like I have make apologetic calls the next morning like I would have to if I were hammered the night before and said some shit I shouldn't have. In closing, Sudafed is like putting a bandaid on a gangreen. not the best solution.

THE YOUNG SAMURAI

These are four of the reasons that lead me to believe that my son is a reincarnated Samurai. He obviously has the body for it, a. B. For his shape he is extremely flexible and does daily stretching to keep in peak physical condition. C. He has a zen stare and keen observation skills both of which are important. D. He keeps decapitating his Hippo toy and I see this as a long forgotten lust for blood from the days of warriors. Or. maybe I'm just a proud dad. ....I say the first one.

Snooki thumb

I can't really take credit for this concept. www.wwtdd.com commented on some pictures of Snooki being arrested for being a drunken mess and said at best she looked like someone drew a face on a thumb. I thought this was hilarious and wanted to try and illustrate it. Let me just say that I have strong feelings for the Jersey Shore show and they are not positive. I grew up on the Jersey Shore my entire life and never saw more than a handful of the type of people that are featured on that show or housewives of New Jersey for that matter. It misrepresents what New Jersey is all about which is Malls, Diners, and Astronomically high property taxes... oh and I guess the mob too.

TOILET TOSS

I was at a church sponsored fair in middle america, PA with no more than 5 games and 6 rides. That said, it was fun and the rides looked decent though I would never go on rides from a traveling fair that was this small. Too many things to not trust about it. We were there 5 minutes before I saw it. This picture says it all. Well almost all, you can't see it in the picture, but the rolls were like a dirty yellowish color. I don't know if this was part of the charm of the game or what. Let me ask you, is this game in most fairs? I ask this because I rarely frequent them.