This is a design i recently did for....wait for it. Fishing.
but i really like it, mix of photo's texture and designs. anyway.
I'll do my own like button. LIKE.
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Swiping the Tiny Giraffe: Opulence is mine!
You've seen the direct TV commercials and so have I and like you, I also yearned to capture my own tiny giraffe. I searched all over, but no pet store carried them. I tried the black market and still had no leads as to how I would acquire such an amazing specimen. Finally I decided that the only way was to break into the guy from the commercial's heavily guarded home and take what should have been mine from the beginning. Now I too have opulence. oh the sweet sweet opulence... cleaning the tiny giraffe poop sucks and I'm not sure what they eat so I gave it my bonsai tree as that is also tiny. Hopefully opulence lives. oh yeah, I named the giraffe opulence.
Friday, April 1, 2011
Missing Cobra found in South Beach
I don't know about you, but I was super bummed when they found the cobra still in the zoo. I mean, it could have gone anywhere. It could have gone to a movie theater and slithered across the screen during the big action scene or made it's way on to the Trading floor right before the day closed causing mass chaos. What a let down. I like to think the snake found it's way down to South beach and is sucking down a martini. Then we could make a made for T.V. movie of the snakes daring adventure. Wouldn't that be something?
Friday, March 25, 2011
I Adopted a Plant.
It's an older adoption, but a good one. Just because it's older doesn't mean that it won't get to know me or some day call me dada.. I think I can still have a positive influence in it's life. I think I will also put googley eyes on it so I can know where I stand with it. Don't turn your back on a plant..
IQ TEN POINTS HIGHER THAN EINSTEIN
The reason for the cat? It's one of the cooler theories in quantum physics... Schrodinger's cat theory...
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
SNOW IN LATE MARCH?
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
PAUL MCCARTNEY LIVES LIKE A ROCK STAR. U CAN TOO?
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
MOUSE LIKE STRENGTH
It's that time of year again folks. It's getting warmer out, we have a little more sunlight. A renewal of drive to get back to the gym and get in shape. For most, this is an off on thing, some of you are very driven and do not waiver...For me this is a year and half long struggle. After my kid was born I had zero time to get back to the gym andddd I'm paying for it. I have the strength of church mouse. I find myself flashing back to high school and that's never a good thing. I've regressed so much I'm nervous to do free weights in the event that I embarras myself and get trapped under a bar bell or something. anyway... hopefully a couple months from now we can all laugh at this and say remember when.
Artists get the Shaft
Are you listening Microsoft, Google, Apple and whomever else is getting into the tablet market. I Want a Fucking Pressure sensitive Pen for which to actually make stuff which is the opposite of what you can do on these cursed devices. I have a little piggy bank with dollars and quarters all ready to go when one of these things comes on the market. HTC is coming out with a little 7 inch one, but it really doesn't look like it has pressure sensitivity and ASUS has one, but it's odd. Why is this such a huge task for them to do? Part the way the screens and recognition software is made.... and PART because the people who are begging for this device are few and far between. It's a nitche market to be sure but a necessary one. A pen is a very natural input device and I want it the hell back... Everyone's so obsessed with the multi touch bullshit and it's all novelty. I just want a pretty UI an art program/pen and leave me alone. I guarantee it'll fly off the shelves if you have both types of input. Sooooo. If you people are listening. I would like this for xmas. Thank you.
Charlie Sheen: Crazy?
I've been following the Charlie story since it broke and I have to say the only thing that I thought was crossing the line is when he made fun of John Cryer. The other parts of the story I find harder to find anything wrong with them.. YESSssss there is the crazy drug use and porn stars, but to each their own I think... If he wants to kill himself that way then so be it. I do think he shouldn't be taking care of children, THIS is how to screw up kids.. although I'm sure the boys don't mind the porn stars being around.. Why did he attack John? This truly ruined it for me. Not Winning Charlie, not winning. A couple of fun articles and video's came out of this that charlie wasn't even in.
Article by Alex Baldwin.
John Cryers response to Charlie.
Monday, March 14, 2011
CLIPPING THE FINS
Short story, we bought a fish for Silas because Nicki won't let me have a kitten. :) This is going to get me in trouble, but I feel it's necessary to the story. So.... anyways, we got a starter fish because I didn't want a goldfish and we don't have a big enough apartment for koi. Starter fish = beta fish. Really beautiful, but likes to fight so you have to have them in separate tanks. They're easy to take care of because they don't require a lot of food or care. Now, just because something doesn't "require" a lot of care doesn't mean you shouldn't give it to them. They(pet store) want you to buy a tiny tank for this poor fish like it's decoration. They even sell them with a wall mount. Bottom line is I feel bad for the little dude(Petey).. He likes to fight so we isolate him. He's pretty so we limit his movement. I feel bad just writing this blog. Gdamn... I think I might be heading to the pet store after work. sigh...
Friday, March 4, 2011
THE BIRDS
I like angry birds.. I have had the game erased on me 3 times so I'm not that far into it, but if you ask my wife I think she'd say birds aside, Fred's on his phone a lot and I am. I admit it. It's tough to quit, I'm constantly looking for the final answer to tech. I don't know what that is, but I'm looking. Maybe it's just the quest for the next great thing that makes it fun. I don't know... it's the end of the day and I'm fried. BYe bye.
Patting our belly
My little dude has become obsessed with sticking out his belly and patting it. He seems so proud of his belly and it has me thinking maybe we all should be a little bit more proud of our bellies. In the Czech Republic I was told the Men are super proud of their guts. I'm not sure if I was lied to or not, but it's something.
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Hindsight IS 20/20
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