ABC.com - Lost - Dharma Documentary

ABC.com - Lost - Dharma Documentary

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IMOGEN HEAP

INVISIBLE BLUETOOTH FRIENDS

I can't get used to people walking and talking to the themselves fully equipped with the broad hand gestures and really only hearing one side of a conversation. It's just not and never will be natural to look at. You end up looking like a homeless crazy person wandering the streets. Maybe one day you'll be able to just beam to the other person you want to talk to or at least a hologram of them....I don't think that's too much to ask for. Oh, this is also a caricature of an odd lady that we work with and we're really not sure what she does all day.

DONT JUDGE ME

Let's get it this out of the way, you all have done it. You are guilty. If you say you're not, I will not believe you. You've all had too much coffee in your cup and have poured some into the trash. I feel terrible when I do this. It's like I'm a monster... making it tougher for the guy or girl who has to take out a bag full of hot coffee. Maybe the manager makes him/her drink it as like some starbucks initiation to keep their job. Oh god, that's horrible... I really hope they don't do that..

THE SEX

Yeah! We found out the sex and you can tell what the sex is just by looking at the color of the drawing. If you are colorblind, I guess you will never know what we are having.... hahahahaaaa..

I don't think I know anyone who is colorblind so I think I'm in the clear. If you are colorblind, I am sorry for making fun. I feel terrible now.

MICRO ART

In honor of this guy Willard Wigan who does minature sculptures on the tip of a nail I've done a minature drawing of the Mona Lisa, which as it turns out is as useless as this guys sculptures. Why spend weeks working on something that you can accidentally sneeze on and destroy it. It's like painting in invisible ink. Actually, that's not a half bad idea...hmmm, I've just copywrighted this idea. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT! not yours.

MOVED IN

For some reason unbeknownst to me, moving is always a pain in the ass no matter how hard you try to plan it out. I'm not going to get into it, but after 5 days, 2 houses to move out of, 2 storage units, 2 vans, an apartment, tons of damaged furniture, missing bed bolts, oh... if you rent a u-haul, MAKE SURE any damage before you leave has a little clear sticker with an x or you might have to pay for those damages... also, in PA. Beer is sold by the case and not in six packs. That's a little off topic, but the move sucked, and the Verizon Fios people are just as useless as the cell phone people. Anyways, I digress, I'm moved in and after not having the internet for 6 days, I'm up and running again. I love my apartment and Newtown, PA, but I don't want to move again for awhile....if I can avoid it.