Tuesday, July 28, 2009
IM BACK...DID U NOTICE I WASN'T AROUND?
I'm sorry for not posting sat, sun, AND monday. Honestly, I haven't had a spare second to do much of anything besides pack and work. Me and my wife are moving to PA in 3 days and it's a ton of work. This is boring, here are birds shitting on my car. Enjoy.
Friday, July 24, 2009
PREHISTORIC JERSEY
Ah, a lovely day at the beach with our little friends packed nicely away in an igloo cooler. He's listening to "Walk the Dinosaur", by the one hit wonders, "was(not was)"...... It's a great day in Prehistoric Jersey, no Red Tide, no Bennies, you don't have to pay to get onto the beach, sit in traffic with angry guys in Guinea tees and visors, no hypodermic needles on the shores... actually now that I think about it, weren't the land masses all connected back then?
Thursday, July 23, 2009
BAD INFLUENCE
EXPLAIN THIS TO ME
Can Someone please tell me why a United States Government Started Insurance company has a BRITISH Gecko for it's spokesperson? This baffles me, especially since it originally had an American Accent. The Gecko has gone all Green Day on us.. American Born wantabe Brits. Don't get me wrong. I like the British folk, but giving yourself a accent from a country you didn't come from is just plain odd.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
DONT LIE TO ME
This morning on our drive into work, I saw this van with the words "EXPERT PAINTER" written on the side of it. How do I know he's not lying about being that good? No one is going to put beginner painter, or clumsy painter on their van. I wonder if his title garners more work and I wonder if people are fooled by his lies. I guess I'll never know. At lead Sinn Fein is honest about his skills, but we all know honesty doesn't pay. That is the lesson today.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
GOLF FOR NO REASON
WE HIT A THOUSAND
This is to celebrate getting over a thousand hits on my humble blog. I'm smiling.., but you can't see cause there is no camera here. Also, I'm not sure if I'm going to get in trouble for posting fake money..hmmmm. we'll see I guess..
UPDATE: I have now fixed the problem.. I have now put Kevin Bacon in the 1000 dollar note to make sure you can't use it. Sorry Federal Government. I'll be more careful next time.
WILMA'S WISING UP
Monday, July 20, 2009
BAD HALLOWEEN COSTUME COUPLES
Sunday, July 19, 2009
MEGAN FOX
Why did I draw and fully illustrate Megan Fox. Perhaps the question you should be asking is why not. I know, I know... some times she's childish and she can't act worth a damn, but you have to admit, she's striking. I thought about the trying the whole Marilyn Monroe thing and it kinda ended up like the 80's vidal sasson posters you would see when you are getting a hair cut and you know what, I think that Fu@#ing RULES!! I think it's a sweet look. That guy who did that ad I now greatly respect. :)
Friday, July 17, 2009
SHHH...SHE'S RESTING
ETRADE IS EASY
MEETING SKETCHES
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
SAD
NINJA?
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
BUSY AND UNINSPIRED
I literally have not done a single decent drawing all day. The sinn fein drawing I did two days ago and the Calvin drawing I did last night. Some days you just suck. Seriously. Anyways, I decided to take my lack of creativity today to showcase some of the crap I do at my job. I drew this..it's not their art. so... enjoy.
Monday, July 13, 2009
FIGHT CLUB
First: Let's get it out of the way, obviously there are similarities to the calvin drawing and mine... honestly in the beginning it was intentional, but Watterson stole from peanuts and I'm taking a couple little things from him. I've been such a big calvin and hobbes fan that honestly when I drew this I felt for a sec like I was standing next to a big celebrity that I actually cared about. I know, odd. Here is me Bob and Calvin and Hobbes.
HANGIN' IN THERE
CAVE MAN
Another Happy Dino dancing through the woods when "man" finally realizes his destiny of making extinct all the dinosaurs and slowly destroying the entire ecosystem of the planet earth until from outerspace the planet looks like a giant cancerous growth. That was graphic and I apologize. He's just trying to get a meal I guess. That dino's gonna get it.
Sunday, July 12, 2009
WILD TURKEY CHASE
SATURDAY WAS ZOO DAY!
Sorry that I didn't have a post yesterday, but it was zoo day. Here's what I did there, besides hang out with the bear, (my nephew). Hope you like em. Ironic note, my nephew the bear is deathly afraid of polar bears, which I guess is a good natural instinct due to the fact that a polar bear if ever confronted in the wild will OWN your ass.
Friday, July 10, 2009
GOOD WITH THE LADYS
Thursday, July 9, 2009
The Maxx
Anyone Remember this guy? I did this for a drawing website I joined for about 2 weeks. Eh.. It's easier I guess to post my own stuff. For those who don't know, this is a character from a comic book I used to read when I was growing up "the maxx" It was sweet and trippy before I really knew what the word "trippy" ACTUALLY meant, but now I do.
The State of Things
This is what's happening in my office at this very moment. People gathered round not to celebrate the fact that we finally got a new photo copier that was asked for 2 years ago...but the feeling of sheer panic is permeating through the studio at the idea that money was spent. We've had a lot of layoffs, but now a days after all the halt in spending a new copier to us means a loss of someones wage to make room for the expense. It's the sad state of the economy. I post this because I'm sure it's not just our office doing it.
SHE JUST WANTS TO PLAY
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
FArG
SQUIRREL POLICE
This is my dad's dog Macy. She is a tiny puggle, but she F'in hates Squirrels. We have a bird feeder in the backyard and whenever there are those furry rats eating the bird food I open the door and yell "GET EM." This illustration is comical version of what she would probably do to one if she caught one. I think the odds are in Macys favor, there have been some close calls, but who knows. Maybe she will just hog tie the critter and bring it back. Maybe she's kind like that, but I think that's just wishful thinking.
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
TRUTH
ROOT CANAL
In the case that the person reading this post thinks tooth decay and root canals are no big deal I have an F'in rude awakening for you. They SUCK... I had a root canal and man am I paying for it. It's one of those F'ed up lessons that you can't help but learn from. Like when you're dad tells you not to play with that chain saw, or when u get a messed up STD. I'm getting off topic. Root Canals suck.
LONE WOLF AND CUB
The character in the Lone Wolf movies is based on an actual guy and if u love samurai stories, this is the best one. I don't want to give it away, but wikipedia it, I'm sure it's there. It's not a cartoon, I just did this drawing in kinda an anime style and I actually love it. I might do more with these guys AND Farg. :)
FARG
Monday, July 6, 2009
LOST
RUDE AWAKENING
THIS DID NOT ACTUALLY HAPPEN!... I just wanted to preface this post with that disclaimer. I can see how this might happen to someone, but it did not happen to me, at least not after the college dorm years, but that another story for another comic strip and probably another humiliating story, but what's new... I just thought the idea of wetting the bed was a funny story. After all, isn't all self deprecating humor awesome. I say it is.
120 Hours ATLEAST
This Mural is Wall Sized and by that I mean, if you printed it actual size it would fill the treadmill room at L.A. fitness. Me and Bob designed 4 of these in the hopes someone would purchase them for a theme park or some shit. Guess what? Any of you can buy it! It's still for sale for a mere....let me see. I think like 4500.00. Based on the hours I worked on it. The truth is, I will probably own this FOREVER. I like it so whatever, but no more random art for nothing... oh wait, that's what this blog is. sigh.... Why I didn't go into finance or something more lucrative I'll never know.
Sunday, July 5, 2009
NOT THE STORK
If you couldn't tell from the title, this is not the stork bringing good news to happy bunny family. It's a pterodactyl disguised in a cute polka dot cloaking pattern and a winning smile. It used these traits to lure it's prey in. The dangerous predator is delivering a yummy rabbit dinner to it's young. I don't know where the beast got that baby blue blanket, but it's apparently smarter than we've given it credit for.
BEER o'CLOCK
What is wrong with this picture? Can u guess....I'll give you a second... Yup, u guessed it, I never get up at the crack of dawn on a sunday. I just can't, I barely sleep during the week so on sunday's you just have to let yourself sleep in. Oh and I don't have my bed near the window. That's just for the aesthetics of the image. Last day before we start work again, oh well. I need the structure.
Saturday, July 4, 2009
WAITING FOR A KICK
This is the hands of my wife on my unborn baby. I thought this was a nice way to showcase her belly and at the same time get a cool drawing in. Anyways, I hope you like it, this is newest art journaling of my first child. Thanks for keepin up with my Blog. Hope everyone is having a great 4th. We're just laying on the couch watching hgtv reruns. Eh.... we're tired.
Friday, July 3, 2009
CAT BEER
Will Sinn Fein be able to open the beer using the bottle opener or will he find some other cunning way to get the beverage open so he may taste that sweet gift from the gods. Either way you know you he's going to get it open. Haven't you ever seen that cute picture of a kitten hanging from a string and at the bottom in big words it says "Hangin' in there" or "Determination". It's because cat's are determined. Happy Vacation weekend Sinn Fein, enjoy the cat beer!
EXAMPLE OF BAD DESIGN
Is it just me or does the Porsche Boxster have an assh@!$. No, not the one driving the car, but probably that too. No, but seriously, I look at the back of the car and the exhaust looks like a pooper. Maybe it's just me, but I don't want to think about a car having a pooper. This makes my skin crawl. I know, I'm odd. oh well.
Thursday, July 2, 2009
DANCE OFF
The first move is like a pumpin' fist dance, verryy Jersey, the second move I call crossin' the streams,(ghostbusters), third is a secrect and you can't know what it's called. The last one is a move that Bob and TJ do when drunk. It's a good one I assure you. Happy Vacation. There will be posts over the weekend, but I'm not sure how sober I'll be. So I'm apologizing in advance.
Michael Jackson's Trendy
If you can't tell, this is an illustration of me standing in the street whilst three people around me are all simultaneously listening to Michael Jackson. Don't get me wrong I love his older stuff, but cmon. Really??? Listening to mj is rapidly becoming the new slap bracelet or pet rock. A little Michael is okay, but I can't listen to Bad again. I just can't.
Hallmark?
Soooo, Amy Winehouse is now going into the greeting card business. Wha? Isn't this the plot to Mr. Deeds? This chick is full blown out of her mind...and one of the most repulsive women I've ever seen. I say this having at one point thought she was good looking, circa.. the frank album. You may not agree, but I don't give a shit. She would be a great spokes person at high schools to show the kids what happens to you when you start your morning with cheerios and heroin. How in god's name is she not dead? Maybe's she developed an immunity to dying having tried it so often.
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Putting today in the L column
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